AI Learns 50-Year-Old Code, IBM Crashes 11%

When AI Reads Your Grandfather's Code

In a single Monday trading session, IBM stock crashed 11%. The culprit? Anthropic announced that its AI assistant Claude can now automate COBOL modernization—potentially eliminating armies of highly-paid consultants in the process.

COBOL (Common Business-Oriented Language) was born in 1959. Despite its age, this programming language still handles an estimated 95% of ATM transactions in the U.S. Hundreds of billions of lines of COBOL code run daily, powering critical systems in finance, airlines, and government.

But here's the problem: "The developers who built these systems retired years ago, and the institutional knowledge they carried left with them," Anthropic explained. COBOL is taught at only a handful of universities, and finding engineers who can read it gets harder every quarter.

The Consultant Army Under Siege

Until now, modernizing a COBOL system required what Anthropic diplomatically called "armies of consultants spending years mapping workflows." Translation: IBM's bread and butter.

IBM has built a lucrative business around maintaining and modernizing legacy systems. COBOL consulting, in particular, has been a reliable profit center. When systems are so complex that only a few experts understand them, you can charge premium rates.

Claude Code threatens to automate "the exploration and analysis phases that consume most of the effort in COBOL modernization." The market's reaction was swift and brutal—IBM fell 11.2% in the final hour of trading.

Crypto Gets Caught in the Software Selloff

In a curious twist, cryptocurrency markets also tumbled. Bitcoin dropped 5% to $64,000, with ethereum (ETH) and solana (SOL) falling similarly. The connection? Crypto has become increasingly correlated with software stocks in recent months.

Coinbase (COIN), MicroStrategy (MSTR), and other crypto-adjacent stocks fell 4-7%. But there were winners: Bitcoin mining companies pivoting to AI infrastructure surged. IREN gained 5%, Cipher Mining rose 3.4%.

The same AI disruption that crushed traditional software created opportunities for those positioned correctly. It's a perfect illustration of creative destruction in real-time.

The Broader Implications

"It's becoming increasingly clear how pivotal the times we are in right now truly are," wrote The Kobeissi Letter. This wasn't just another tech stock wobble—it was another data point in AI's systematic dismantling of established business models.

The Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq all fell more than 1% as investors grappled with the implications. If AI can modernize 50-year-old code, what other "moats" are actually mirages?

Interestingly, precious metals rallied amid the tech turmoil. Gold jumped 3.2% to $5,243 per ounce, while silver surged 6.5% to $87.69. When digital disruption accelerates, investors often flee to physical assets.

The Legacy Trap

IBM's predicament highlights a paradox many established companies face. The very expertise that made them indispensable—deep knowledge of complex, proprietary systems—becomes a liability when AI can replicate that knowledge at scale.

This isn't just about COBOL. Every industry has its equivalent: specialized knowledge that commands premium pricing precisely because it's hard to find and harder to replace. Until now.