Nikki Glaser Golden Globes 2026 Monologue: DiCaprio Roasts Go Viral

No one was safe at the Beverly Hilton. Comedian Nikki Glaser just redefined the award show roast during her opening monologue at the 2026 Golden Globes on January 11. While she took aim at several A-listers, her most brutal one-liners were reserved for Leonardo DiCaprio and his infamous dating history.

The Nikki Glaser Golden Globes 2026 Monologue Highlights

Glaser didn't hold back when addressing the 51-year-old actor, who was nominated for his role in 'One Battle After Another.' After listing his numerous accolades, including three Golden Globes and an Oscar, Glaser delivered the punchline: "The most impressive thing is you were able to accomplish all that before your girlfriend turned 30."

The camera cut to DiCaprio, currently dating 27-year-old model Vittoria Ceretti, who responded with a nervous but genuine smile. Glaser even referenced a deep-cut interview from 1991, mocking how little the public actually knows about the private star's personal life beyond his preference for pasta and younger partners.

Sean Penn and the 'Leather Handbag' Joke

The roast continued with Sean Penn, whom Glaser praised for aging naturally in an industry obsessed with youth. She joked that Penn was "slowly morphing into a sexy leather handbag," a comment that drew raucous laughter from the audience at the Beverly Hilton.